Agreed.

I think Captain Lee can get Kate to come back. They’re good friends IRL, and he always knows what’s what with her. I think if she had gone to him and told him exactly what was going with Ashton, he’d have backed her 100% and thrown Ashton off the boat, but she doesn’t like to “tattle” and Ash got away with everything. 

He can, but the Constitution makes it clear that he has to leave office on January 20, four years from when his term began. It would take bipartisan approval to amend this, which is very unlikely with the House and Senate majorities being split. What is unclear to me is whether Pence is swept out with him. If so, that…

Aww, I’m sorry he couldn’t even find the tiniest way to make your happy day just a little happier. There’s 15, 14, 13, and 9 years between me and my oldest siblings and we weren’t brought up to be affectionate with one another or even squeeze out a “love ya” once in a while. It very recently dawned on me though, that w…

He chose the name Harbor because Hotel California was too obvious. 

My mom gets teary eyed every time they tell each other I love you because she wishes she had taught us to do that.

Oh stop. That’s not aging, that’s injectables.

Not to mention that they’re brothers literally on different paths; one of them is going to be king, certainly within the next 10-15 years, and is now being prepared for it further by taking on more of the duties of his father and some of his grandfather. Harry’s role was always going to be smaller and in the…

As a certified crazy cat lady, leave us out of this! We may use a scooper to clean up the litter box, but I guarantee we don’t look at it later and think “this scooper would be great to strain the veggies out of my soup!”

The way those Bush supporters and so-called Swiftvets smeared John Kerry’s reputation and service record with lies and misrepresentations could have been a foreshadowing of the Republican party to come.

My sister is 9 years older than me, so when she hit 50 I asked her if she was starting to go through menopause. She said she’d already been missing periods here and there; if she had one, sometimes it was a day or two long; etc. We haven’t spoken about it since, but I’m fairly certain that she’s done with it all. I’ll…

About two years ago I went in to start the Depo shot to stop my periods. The first question was “do you still want your uterus?” I mean, I’m not using it, but I am definitely not trying to have unnecessary surgery, you know? The second was if I’d ever been diagnosed with fibroids or anything like that, and I was given …

I haven't been laid in about a decade either, but I'm still bleeding like Drake murdered my vagina (and I'm 47).

Khloe is the biggest fucking hypocrite, mad that karma came back and bit her on her big fake ass. She lost him how she got him (cheating) and the only reason she didn’t dump him when he was out banging groupies while she was birthing his child is she didn’t want to go out in a way that was similar to how his ex did…

It’s being paid out by insurance so they won’t have to go on the list of creditors, but they’ll still lose $12m to the lawyers. It's complete bullshit, either way. 

The worst thing ever invented (not really) is that microphone that stage performers wear on their foreheads!! I know that they attempt to blend it in with their stage makeup, but it’s still an obvious giant wart, as you say, sitting atop their face and once I’ve noticed it, I CAN’T👏🏻STOP👏🏻LOOKING👏🏻 AT👏🏻IT👏🏻

At this point, a Juggalo couldn’t be any worse than the clown we’ve already got.

Don't forget the cologne. Is Chris Fine, er... Pine, wearing Drakkar Noir or Paco Rabanne? Or wait! Jovan Musk! He’s wearing Jovan Musk, isn’t he?

IIRC, Duran Duran weren’t boomers, either.