It’s sounds like a mash-up of the original 12" cut. 

I saw The Rock or some celebrity is having a fundraiser for military families in need and that outraged the fuck out of me. These people who are constantly uprooted and sent off all over the world to fight for this, that, and the other, people who literally lay their lives on the line for their country, are in…

The only thing that annoys me about WIC is that there is no dedicated line to just WIC recipients, thus making it eight times longer than usual to checkout. Not because of the WIC people, mind you. Because the cashiers are all judgey and act like it’s their job to make sure the person really needs those coupons.

I don’t normally read SNS, but now I’m glad the turtle reeled me in so I’d see your comment.

As a fan of pink hair, I love it and want to know exactly what brand/color he used.

“Also, have a happy Thanksgiving.”

Dick aside, I’m wondering if he’s auditioning for a role in the next Black Panther film; homeboy's just standing there on the edge of a waterfall in the jungle like he’s waiting to wrestle T’Challa to become the next king of Wakanda.

“Never under-estimate the recall capacity of musical theater kid-geek from the 1980's with a tape cassette and a dream.”

Atomic Blonde was fucking aces. I’m 47, and I want to be everything that Charlize Theron was so hard. I haven’t wanted to be Charlie’s Angel since I was 7.

I’m desperate for the full length version of that song SZA sings in that Mastercard commercial.

I can’t get past the first page of the site. It just hangs and eventually tells me it can’t connect to the site, then wants me to reload the page. I don’t know what kind of fuckery this is, but I’m willing to bet it has a lot more to do with a Herb than Kinja.

The worst part of this era was how she looked dirty all the time. Not like, “drrrrty” dirty, but more like “in desperate need of a shower” dirty. Girl looked absolutely filthy all the time.

Nah, it’s just that he worked on a series and became good friends with a pair of hard core Scientologists, who believe that addiction is a construct of psychology meant to relieve you of the consequences of your own choices and behaviors and keep you tethered to the idea that you have an incurable disease, when really …

I said OH MY GOD and commenced to literally laughing out loud when I read that. Then I went back and re-read it just to laugh some more.

This is an excellent article. I am pleased to know that good, albeit nameless, dogs live in Mexico. Someone please nominate this story for a Nobel Peace Prize. I care not about who wins the World Series, since neither of them are my team, nor do I give a New York rat’s fat ass about football until justice has been…

OMG. I must have completely blocked the entire opening sequence of that movie from my memory because I didn’t remember it until I read the “publishing nude photos” part of your reply. Still don’t recall it being Tara Reid, either! Wow. Don't get old, folks! 

Tara Reid was in Cruel Intentions?!

But in his Winter Soldier conversation with Nat, she wanted to know if he’d kissed anyone prior to their kiss on the escalator. His response was, “I’m 92, not dead.” That implies, to me anyway, that while Steve may have been chaste in the past, he’s since boned a couple broads here and there.

She does a lot of crap on Lifetime. 

Wait, what? Latina here, never heard of this claiming black ancestry thing before. Maybe because I’m a Mexican from California? Have I missed something? Was there a scandal I didn't catch on Jez? I feel like I missed something here!