The Friends star generously says that Hayek’s “long-winded ideas weren’t always helpful,”

“After listening to this nonsense for about twenty minutes”

could he BE more self-aggrandizing?

I’m increasingly starting to wonder whether it wouldn’t have just been easier to make a short Youtube video of Matthew Perry pouring gasoline over a bridge and then setting it on fire?

It’s strange how Jezebel can’t fathom that Brad Pitt and Alia Shawkat are just friends. Brad’s best friend for over thirty years has been Mindy Cohn (she’s even godmother to his kids), yet no one ever suggested anything more to their relationship. Perhaps Brad just prefers women friends; it’s really not so unusual.

I usually have to click on the little speech bubble below the title to make them appear.

+1

I just think he looks desperate.

I always know a Joan dirtbag when I don’t know the names of 90% of the people.

I know it’s not nice to talk about people’s looks, but Jeffrey Starr looks like something I’d see in my nightmares. I have no idea what he thinks when he looks in the mirror, but he looks like he hangs people upside down from his ceiling, cuts their throats, and sucks down their blood to me.

You know you’re old when the only person you care about in this Dirt Bag is Debi Mazar. 

I would rather be locked in a room with a rabid raccoon than deal with Jeffree Star or James Charles

Kendall said period.

Don’t most people who fake their deaths have the sense to change their names?

I think when Kate said she already has too much money to put up with this shit, she meant it. She’s now doing commentary episodes for Bravo and is getting her own radio show. Give her a season to see if that pays the bills, and then we may see her again. If the ratings drop, and they agree to pay her more, she’ll be…

I like the all-female leadership thing they’re doing but I struggle with Captain Sandy a lot. Hannah is a goddamn mess but I think a lot of how Captain Sandy treats Hannah v. the male crew shows a lot of internalized misogyny on her part. It’s hard to tease out how much is Hannah-specific as opposed to misogyny but…

I am a Below Deck superfan, and the last season was almost unwatchable for me. The toxic masculinity on that boat was INSANE, and none of those dudes showed any remorse during the reunion. No wonder Kate quit the show (which will not be the same without her).

No, being a lifelong raging asshole didn’t “power” Cruise to where he got later on. That was his boyish good looks that sexually appealed to both men and women.

FFS Jessie J does not look like Jenna Dewan. They are both attractive and have dark hair. Why does this site insist on pitting these two women against each other in some weird contest?

Have you not seen the shit these psycho children turn out on Jezebel nowadays?