That’s also what I thought he was talking about, "homosapiens only, seems reasonable to me."

Wendy Williams is and always has been a shitty person. She monetised being a mean girl and people (never met one but they exist) somehow enjoy her shit. I hope she gets through all her personal issues and stays healthy so everyone can go back to remembering that Wendy Williams is a piece of shit who doesn't deserve…

...I honestly thought it meant “aroused by Toads” (sapo, in Spanish)...

Oh fer chrissake. Is Wendy a fucking osteopath? Christie is 65, and so are her bones. She could be half that age and still snap like a twig if she fell the right way.

Will never not star this.

“Oh shit, how are we going to afford more coke if that happens? Make the call.”

You must have left your brain back with your bologna sandwich, because Disney didn’t need this deal on nearly the same level that Sony did.

Apparently it’s common business practice at Sony that if you put out your most successful movie ever you must immediately cancel the agreement that allowed you to make that film and destroy the possibility of any followups.

Welp, I just won $100. Going to Wintzell’s for oysters tonight, baby!

I guess the cocaine high at Sony finally wore off and they realised no one would currently be giving a shit about Spider-Man if not for MCU...

Technicality. True Gen Xers weren’t having babies in 1992.

Don’t give in to boomer and Gen X pressure...

Monica Lewinsky would never brag about being seen near the president. I think the Leopard is Omarosa.

His fans do not care, though. literally nothing could come to light that would turn them off him. Even if he came out as a reptilian they’d still follow him.

Just assume that his supporters will be galvanized period.  And combat that will galvanizing our base.

But there’s also a first time for everything?

“He will have the choose whether to break the law or honor his responsibility to the constitution.”

OK what the fuck.... it’s 11pm in CO.  I’m about to go to sleep here. This kind of thing can NOT be posted at this hour

Because they "adopted" her illegally