Oh, important exception: Impromptu. Huge was great playing a tubercular Chopin with the great Judy Davis as George Sand. That was an early indication of his potential.

I love Music and Lyrics, which is technically a rom-com, and yet very different from his floppy-haired days.

It doesn’t seem like she can laugh at herself.

Uh, no. No. I think the word she’s trying to find is “violated.” Nothing feels like rape except rape.

“You still have to look” is something it seems everyone forgets when they’re driving now. “Sure, you put your turn signal on, but you still have to look, motherfucker,” is something I swear I think at least once a day and my commute is only a half hour.

If he came up from behind suddenly, he’d have hit her car at an angle. Because of how closely aligned they are, it’s pretty clear she’s just...turned into a parallel car. You still have to look when you’re making a right-hand turn, especially if you’re in the far lane.

In my heart I’m a multimillionaire so someone get me a gold-plated toilet, already.

He wasn’t driving in that accident.
Neither he nor anyone else in his vehicle was responsible for the accident, so I”m not sure why you’d think he shouldn’t drive anymore.
I wouldn’t drive a Bugatti in NYC so I can’t answer this one.
Again, why shouldn’t he be allowed to drive??

“It’s a matter of what’s in his heart. He’s a strongly pro-life person.” What the fuck????

“We were both turning right” is a weird explanation if Tracey Morgan’s car is in the far right lane and you turn into him. I do NOT respect a 2 million dollar car, that purchase is nonsense, but if it were me and my shitty ass car in this situation I would also yell.

I mean The Presidents of the United States of America reference it in their song Peaches. So nothing new here.

She probably needs to get bent, missionary is not that great.

Is Lindsay’s new music in response to Paris Hilton’s return? I saw Paris on some morning talk show recently (silent, backwards through a mirror at the gym so I don’t know what they were saying.) I feel like their feud is still going even though nobody cares anymore and they could completely avoid each other now, what…

“Let your spouse know that you’re always available [for sex]” is such a beyond-gross concept of marriage and duty. I feel so badly for anyone raised this way.

Abby Lee Miller is unworthy of her fame. 

Does it have to be with your sister?

Here’s a simple strategy: If you see someone slip an item they did not pay for into their pocket or purse, inform security. If not, then mind your own business.

PR need to come up with something fresh and new, because “Shuting down for diversity training” has become so incredibly trite.  Lie to us better  Surprise us with something else to do that doesn’t really do shit, corporateland.

This is the face of a man who says, "actually" at least two dozen times a day.

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