I never pass up a chance to show off my cats

Am I the only person who - after thirty years - still calls them both Dylan McDermott Molroney? They both hit at the same time and are virtually interchangeable (you just know that every casting director in Hollywood says, “get me either Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney, whichever one’s available.”) And, of course,…

Squirrel Hill in Pittsburgh is literally Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. His house stands three blocks from the synagogue where today’s shooting took place and that little diorama of his community represented the community where this occurred.

is believed to be a while male armed with an AR-15 and multiple handguns.

The four guys that are not the lead singer are so weirdly interchangeable with those pouty mouths and bad rock perms...they could stand anywhere and I’d think they were all in the same place as the original photo.

So, what they’re saying is, we can distribute child pornography as long as it’s for marketing purposes?

the sad thing is we can’t make jokes like that anymore because they all come true :(

That’s rolling probable cause.

The amount of political bumper stickers (regardless of political leanings) is directly proportional to the nuttiness of the owner/driver.

Great flagfucking Jesus, man.

Mailed bombs don’t kill people. People who open mailed bombs have a death wish and willfully desire to be killed or injured to gain fame and notoriety.

Everybody wants a new romance!

Our thoughts and prayers need to go to the victims here. We shouldn’t rush to make laws at this time. We can’t use this crisis to write legislation to single out law-abiding citizens. The guy was just a normal neighbor, no one would have thought he could have done it. It’s just an isolated incident, we can’t use it to…

FALSE FLAG!!!!

I honestly had Texas. I’m happy to gamble now and then.

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

Fox News released this photo of the suspect, calling him a tan suit wearing Muslim/liberal extremist who is an illegal immigrant from Kenya.

A white guy in his 50's from Florida? I’m shocked. Also shocked to see that he’s driving around in a van that is basically a Trump shrine. 

He sounds like quite a loverboy, ‘cause everybody’s working for The Weekend.