He may have trained his whole career for that moment, but it looks like he spent the rest of his free time eating donuts.

Correction: White young people. If this kid was black, or a race other than white, that’s a maximum sentence from the judge.

We hear a lot about “personal responsibility” when it comes to rape victims as well. Somehow, rapists never have a responsibility not to rape, but rape victims are always entirely responsible for avoiding getting themselves raped. And drunk rapists aren’t responsible for their actions because of the alcohol, but drunk…

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

We’re all joking, but I consider this a legitimate outside possibility for an amusement perspective.

Fuck that shit R2-D2 4 LIFE!

Nothing can possibly go wrong.

How can anyone do that to their own child? You spend all those years loving and raising her, and then boom, set her on fire? How?!

It’s funny because you actually believe that.

lol

Taaaaake Ooooooon Meeeeee!

I’m certain the legal process they’re referring to is an attempt to emancipate her.

I assumed he was aware and that’s why he ended his comment with Good For You

Hello, friend, My name is Trevor Wellington and I am actually the head of the Racism Certification Board, we take great care in making sure our certification process is rigorous and fair. If you feel this certification was made in error you can go to our website and file a formal complaint. With your help we can…

Pretty sure that the racism certification is a lot like goat fucking, if you are caught doing it once, you’re certified.

Remember when he was successfully sued by the federal govt for violating the Fair Housing Act by instructing his landlords to segregate his rental properties? That was pretty racist.

At the racist notary. Look, I don’t make the racism notary rules, I just report on them.

“ I ain’t been droppin’ no ‘eves sir, honest”