I’ve used contact lenses for a long time. Back in the day cleaner and saline solution were two different products, and the cleaner was alcohol based. So the odds caught up to me one day, and I accidentally used my cleaner as saline solution. Needless to say my eye was on fire, but I had the presence of mind to gently…

Yep, I’ve put all kinds of hairspray and gel and whatever bathroom products into my eye over the years. Burns like hell, but as it dissolves into the eye, you’re going to be alright- just shut your eye tight and let it water through the pain. That or you take it out and rinse it off, along with your eyeball, and put…

It wasn’t the contact lenses that caused the damage, it was the panicked reaction to pain. Eyes that burn need to be flushed with fresh water, not dug at with fingernails.

That's fucking gross. Who drinks Fireball?

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

I assume the number 88 is his birth year so it’s not a kid who got shamed into deleting his account. It was a grown man.

The 30-inch Zyla

Goddamn Floridians. Can’t even spell their kids’ names right. It’s X-Y-L-A. Christ.

Searching for it...

Well, that’s it - all of my concerns about the future are settled, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE. Bravo, young man!

This is so fucking stupid and I love it. The asininity of youth has finally won me over.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. That slow-mo video still shows her boobs bouncing, just more of the exposed flesh is covered from view. You can see the boob jiggle still happening above the band.

In stereotyping a #teambernie “type,” you’re effectively ignoring many of us who are, in fact, lifelong feminists, like Nina Turner, Tulsi Gabbard, Michelle Alexander (author of The New Jim Crow) who also support Sanders. Not to mention me—a 40-something Latina who holds multiple degrees, works three jobs to survive,…

There isn’t a team Bernie “type”. Shailene Woodley is as far away from me as possible- black, meat loving, thinks crystal magic is bullshit, openly feminist/womanist, can’t stand Shailene Woodley, etc- but I’m a Bernie Sanders supporter. It’s annoying as fuck when Hillary supporters just dismiss us, especially since I…

I think he has the right idea, just the wrong words.

If he had just left it at the original response it would have never been a thing, but nope the dummy had to start engaging with the internet randoms who bitch and moan about everything and he shoot himself in the foot in the processes.

This is fucking stupid internet drama. That there is even drama over the fact that they won’t fly someone out to cosplay for their show is fucking stupid. WTF? Is this a thing now? Hiring remote cosplayers? Dafaq?

Jeepers, talk about this con not listening to the criticisms. There comes a time when if everybody is telling you that you done fucked up, maybe you should consider if you done fucked up