The one that looks like a gaping asshole, Goatse. 

The knocking is coming from INSIDE the house! 

That is a stoutly built tiny chair to be able to hold 200-something lbs of solid muscle without buckling!

(he knows what he did) is irrationally cracking me up. Like, I'm cackling right now!

I'm definitely not trying to make a short joke, but if they're questioning who the driver was, all they have to do is see how close the driver's seat was pulled up to the gas/brake/clutch pedals. Also, in the photos I saw, the steering wheel is bent on one side, which usually happens when the driver's body goes up and…

“He couldn’t walk when they dragged him out of the car. This isn’t something where he was fine at the scene from my understanding.”

I got you, I just get all riled up when these stupid "free Britney" things come up lol

In one of our many trips to the ER and subsequent hospital stays with my father, we witnessed a huge hubbub in a trauma room across from us over a gentleman who had fallen off the roof of his home around 9 a.m., got up and went inside, told his wife he fell, and then continued about his day. It wasn’t until 2 p.m.…

Exactly! No one remembers when Sam whatshisface took her and her mom (who was helping to prove he was taking advantage of Brit) to Mercedes or BMW to buy “her” a new car, and the paps caught Brit yelling at him to let her drive it? Or how about those $6000 Louboutin boots she never wore that she posted to Instagram a…

I mean, Jim Carrey scathingly immortalized her whole look ON FILM in Me, Myself, and Irene when he said “you have squinty eyes and....

Why wait for the British rags when you can hop on American Twitter and read the scathing remarks of jealous, hateful women right now? 

Born black. 

Oh I know for a fact that if I ever get married, asking my sister to read something will MOST DEFINITELY result in her acting out that entire scene, with extra emphasis on the “wuv, TWU WUV” part.

Venom was fuckin awful, nay damn near unwatchable, as I fell asleep at the most crucial time of the third act.

That first one made me wonder when Rachel from Friends became Dolezal.

NUMU 2: Electric Boogaloo 

And they’ve already confirmed Valkyrie is a big ol’ lesbian. I don’t doubt that someone of influence told her this bullshit, I just doubt it was anyone connected to Disney or Marvel.

Kelly.