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Honestly though, this is the best she's looked in a decade. 

I am positive that you have Heidi Montag in that playlist already, but if not, highly recommend it.

Kit was fucking hilarious in 7 Days in Hell.

How are there no Zoolander references in this story or comments?

It's been 30 for me, and I still panic when the phone rings between 3 and 4 because I'm worried they're calling to tell my mom I ditched class. 

Because the storyline and other characters belong to Disney/Marvel.

The painting behind him is a strong indication of how his presidency will be remembered: as a mess.

I believe the Spirit’s earthly name is Goop, correct?

They think coffee is evil, you think they pay attention to science? 

She was planning to wear the colors of her flag, not the actual flag.

Like Miss Barbara Stanwyck in the Big Valley! She wasn’t always billed or addressed as such, but it has always stuck with me.

A huge amount of homeless people in America have one or two dogs with them at all times for protection and companionship; they would absolutely thump on someone for abusing a dog.

He’s Derek Zoolander, but with a hopelessly devoted fan base that goes back 20 years to Baby Boy. He’ll stay playing Roman Pierce because no one wants to deal with the headache that comes with ditching him, i.e., his social media tantrums and crazy fans. 

If they can bring Han back by going backward in a “meanwhile, back at the ranch” way to catch up the audience with his relationship to Dom, they can definitely find a way to bring back Giselle.

The Rock is too busy counting his millions and sticking his fingers in all the pies to be bothered by whatever Tyrese is crying about today.

And baby ducks apparently?

Me thinks Mario’s only apologizing because Extra just canned AJ whatshisname for accusations of sexual assault and knows he’s on the chopping block right behind him.

Right? Shorthand now is basically BRB, afk, lol, etc., and that isn't exactly secretarial material. 

It’s perfectly fine to correct me! It still goes to Reindeer’s point, though, that he threatened a pair of senators running for president (or senator and president-elect, whichever the case may be) and the Secret Service didn't investigate the threat. 

Yeah, I think the other commenters believed you were defending him, I just wanted to clear that up for you.