Desilu313, everybody. That's a Team Player right here.

It wouldn’t surprise me if the whole pack had permanent standing refillable antibiotics prescriptions at CVS. 

I was witness to this meltdown in real time last night. And IT. WAS. GLORIOUS.

From the Bourne Supremacy wiki:

Fart Man would be 1000x better than the lying windbag in the position currently. 

If she’s on social media, she probably picked it up there. “Stars” like Jojo make a shit load of money pushing that baby girl baloney onto little girls who soak it up like sponges. Sad and super frustrating.

“She’s already past the age of those big ass bows.”

I think grooming rather than total removal will stay in style. A few men I know with young daughters or nieces say they don’t like the bare look because it is a little too child-like for them.

It means just because your child has a developmental disability, they’d rather you not abort. 

Are Nona and Décima being adopted together, I hope? 

But not better. 

I feel like there’s an Iron Man joke in here, alas, I’m not punny enough to find it.

Don’t forget, he’s also handsome with a hot body, therefore he’s stupid and can’t act for real, hence his role in Pompeii as “heroic eye candy.”

Your knowledge of all things tomato is fucking fascinating.

Send it to her sister, who you just know is absolutely SEETHING right now. 

“In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is.”

Compression garments didn’t help, at all? My brother had to wear his for over a year (head to toe, literally - the suit included gloves and socks) and it really helped a lot with flattening out the large raised, ropey looking scars. The skin on his arms and back still look and feel a bit like snake skin from the…

He means Vladimir Klitchko, her former fiancee.

She hounded him for over a year, IIRC, to commit suicide, knowing he had attempted in the past and was dealing with depression. Any time he showed improvement in his symptoms, or hesitation about making a decision when to do it, or resistance to follow through, she’d get angry at him and berate him, telling him he…