I was never really able to get through this song without crying for some kooky reason, but now I will forever refuse, because the knowledge of James being gone and Linda losing her voice to Parkinson’s will fucking break me.

I'm weirdly ungreyed on Deadspin and Jalopnik, but not here, where I post more often. I feel like a queen whenever I comment at Jalopnik lol

It’s definitely receded more at the peak now, but that hairline in your picture is more than likely due to the fact that her mother has been bleaching her hair since she was a toddler. She burned off the baby hair, leaving her with those absent edges now.

They’re sometimes FIRST GENERATION Mexican-American. They’re deluding themselves if they think they’re more American than their forebears just because they were born here or their families came here legally, because to the racists, we’re all wetbacks.

They're all so gorgeous! I'm dying rn 😍😍😍😍

They still happily collected their tickets to this national clusterfuck for free, though. 

Or Grace Brothers, perhaps.

I've seen the creators of Proactiv on QVC say to a caller that it isn't a permanent fix and the acne will return if you stop using it. However, they told the caller, it's not because the product doesn't do what it promised to do, it's because that's just the way your fucked up biology works. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How on earth did a dog learn how to type?!

Well there’s weightlifting in the yard, and if he’s good, he might be able to get a job in the laundry! If he’s brave enough to take off the denim jacket and shirt of his prison blues while he lifts, there’s always the possibility of getting a tan off the snow!

That looks ridiculously stupid and does absolutely nothing to make her ass appear larger. She’s like the most embarrassing nan ever.

TMZ said something about it being Miley's place in Tennessee?

The spray would probably run under the hot lights; this looks like the shit you sprinkle on, like Jason Alexander in Shallow Hal.

We constantly watch Downton on Prime and the “I’m Laura Kinney, and this... Is Masterpiece” is only useful as our test for the closed captioning.

It’d be great if his wife could stop taking pictures of herself long enough to get him the help he needs. I’m sure he’s not cooperating with doctors, but he seems to listen to her on those rare occasions when she steps in and tells him this is not cool, you need to stop.

Their only children. They are childless now. It’s fucking soul crushing just to think about, yet alone live through. Those poor, poor people.

“When has your fave” is an extension of the phrase “your fave could never,” popularized in the early aughts by members of Oh No They Didn’t and then carried over to Tumblr. It just means your favorite celeb could never do this or when have they done something this amazing. 

Thirsty usually means desperate, seeking attention. Thirst trap means a picture posted in search of said attention.

^5 for clicking the link so the rest of us didn’t have to!

“Rob had some issue, but that was mental health, right?”