I don't need feminism because the entire human species are nothing but walking litter box scoopers and the idea that your gender differences actually matter is laughable to me. Go refill my goddamn water dish.

I know people who can have kids, but genetically should not because of centuries of inbreeding back in their ancestral European countries. New genes from an ethnicity that does not have their genetic defects is promising.

I love the way that you placed all of the periods at the end to add to the clarity of the piece. Bravo!

And why is a selfie appropriate for a political statement? Weird!

I know that, I can read. It's the innuendo, the connotation that she plays off. Tarsome.

Oh, Madonna, please stop it. You are fifty-six years old and still very attractive, but how many contortions did it take for that shot? You do not look like that now, which is fine: take that information and live with it. Be who you are, woman.

Dita's shtick has grown so tiresome. We get it......ooohhh sex......cum on legs, I'm so shocking......

Selfies are supposed to be spontaneous and all of these look like they had not only pro photographer, but pro hair, makeup and lighting!! What an industry the selfie has become. Imagine how many hours a day these people and their "people" lose setting up and shooting all of these "spontaneous" selfies.

Sounds like you have plenty of legit reasons to get your grumpy on. :( Hope things turn 'round soon, and that you enjoy your "bye, boy" makeover.

I don't know what I was thinking by clicking on this. Ex-boyfriend moved out today, work was shit, health issues(again) and I forgot to get stuff to fix dinner tonight(looks like Popsicles and toast for dinner). All in all, a utterly miserable day. Why would I think that looking at celebrities getting cute and fancy…

You laugh out loud about odd things.

Or you could, you know, just deal with regular coffee in a freaking hotel room. I usually have far better things to do in the morning than ruin a hanger and make a half-assed french press.

Says the Virtual Brit?

Clearly, the artistic vision of the illustrator is the real story here.

Oh, HARDEE'S is still around. This is actually my local Hardee's. They are REAL into Christmas.

A lot of people find the best hobby is finger painting. Just a tip.

PATH train station trashcan? No? I'll slink out quietly then.

My reaction to everyone who says this:

No, you don't get it. In "encouraging the fatty who is doing such a good job," you are being super condescending, though you think you are being helpful. You're demonstrating a "look at the zoo animal" mentality. People just want to exercise in peace, to not attract any attention. Fat people want to go to the gym…

How delightfully patronizing of you.