That skirt and its matching top.... I can’t think of a less fitting fabric to symbolize Oregon and Washington than fuschia seersucker.

And the BIBLE

There’s definitely no herpes vaccine

Sorry, is it 2011? Not news.

He beat Rihanna unconscious. He choked her, sent her to the emergency room and left her in the street.

Hello????

Can we not use comedienne though? Pretty diminishing if you ask me

Gorgeous illustration!!! You should consider placing the illustrator’s name closer to the top.

this is a borderline plagiarized version of a chapter in a new book called My Age of Anxiety.

these illustrations are a missed opportunity

Brilliant.

I need so much more of this.

actual tears, yeah.

Interesting timing that Jezebel is posting this alongside jokey, casual coverage of Chris Brown's Twitter feuds.

Can you not just blacklist Chris Brown? This playful gossipy treatment of him is really not in line with the reality, which is that he sent Rihanna to the emergency room. It's so, so tragic that that was not enough to delete him from the industry, the radio and the celebrity roster. And by mentioning him so casually…

Standgebläse

you kidding? If I had a dime for every mooching ne'er-do-well and yes mentally ill dude propped up under the wing of some guardian female angel enabler ...

logic taught you that?

brilliant.

'666 likes' is right.