Right? Why can’t famous people bitch about little annoyances as well?

I woke up in the middle of my wisdom teeth removal surgery and it was and continues to be the most terrifying thing I’ve experienced

“Sir, I know I am the only woman that works here, but it made me really uncomfortable when you hired a bunch of young, beautiful women to entertain the other employees at parties.”

Did it occur to him that the female models might make the women feel exactly as awkward as the male models made the men feel? No. No it did not.

wait so this editorial board works near some of the richest people in the country in the OC so does this mean that they also can be paid $0.50/hour

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

Michael Cera is Canadian tho. As a Canadian myself, I can confirm that we wouldn’t be able to read this if she didn’t translate into our language. The simple fact that it didn’t have the word “sorry” in it somewhere really caused me some head scratching, so it’s nice she tried to meet him halfway and bridge the…

WHY IS SHE USING THE BRITISH SPELLING OF FAVORITE? YOU ARE NEITHER BRITISH NOR CANADIAN, LINDSEY.

What about?

You know what else is important? Understanding language, rhetoric, reasoning, argument, logic, etc.

I am so sick of this bullshit prioritizing science and math over the humanities. People who can’t evaluate argument, recognize propaganda or understand history and sociology are much easier to manipulate, even if they…

Self loathing artist.

John Adams: “I must study politics and war, that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy, natural history and naval architecture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, tapestry, and porcelain.”

Yes, exactly! I did this once just a couple of years ago with a friend of a friend. This is going to be a long story, fair warning...

Yes. When someone is so beautiful it becomes pointless. Like what could I possibly do with this? Same feeling I get when a desert is too cute/pretty. Can't eat it. Maybe that isn't the same thing. I'm stoned

They are handsome but boring on such a pervasive level that sex with either of them would be like when you swim in a really beautiful resort pool but you’re constipated or something so it’s just like eh.

I think some people reach such a level of handsomeness that they go all the way back around into undesirable.

You know how football teams sometimes have to have a “rebuilding year” where they play like shit because they’re trying a bunch of new stuff and they’re bringing on new talent from the draft? I seem to have a shifty year every 3-4 years followed by a really good year. So I’m hoping 2015 was my rebuilding year.

2015 was a stupid, garbage year. Lets just regroup and do better next year. And when I say do better, I mean if Ted Cruz or Donald Trump gets elected, I am pulling this car over and everyone has to walk home from here.

The guy who owned my previous house was an immigrant from Spain—Madrid, to be precise. He managed a recycling plant in Modesto with a 99% Mexican workforce. He said most of his employees had no idea what the fuck he was talking about and would ask him to speak English.