Designers separated at birth?

This is cute, but pug marriages are usually loveless arrangements. They are more about consolidating power and wealth between two pug houses.

her and lena just want to be beyonce for ONE DAY. one day.

Isn't Gawker profiting off these massacres as well by writing stories about them, which drives traffic?

I know, right? He should've been promoted. I'd LOVE to have someone with those kind of balls working for me. Nobody would ever rip me off.

Holy shit, I went to high school with him! This is amazing.

srsly lame af that he got fired for this. he is the most loyal employee I have ever seen.

"She's pregnant."

Actually I did mean the Pantheon. The one in Rome, that still has a roof.

You do not like green eggs and ham????

You cannot hit them on a bike. You cannot hit a man named Mike. You cannot hit them in the mouth. You cannot hit them in the South. You cannot hit them on the nose. And cannot step on all their toes. You cannot hit them with a box. You cannot hit them with a fox. You cannot hit them here and there. You cannot hit them…

She may be Good Girl Gina, but she's apparently not GGG...

She seems to be a very popular stock photo model.

Is that Good Girl Gina?

Is it bad that I want that Guardian Angel thing so I can call myself when I can't get rid of a student who's telling me his/her life story during office hours?

T.M.I. Tuesdays: We describe in excruciating detail how all the food is made.

My five year old would actually like the concept of the Et-ting Zoo, I think. She's constantly asking me to confirm if various animals are "made of meat".

I wonder if I should unfriend her now.....

You would get PTSD every time you saw a group of people celebrating their culture in a stereotypical way.

damn!!! That's some serious money for dog-walking. Congrats!