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“Relatively small bear” is a mama bear with her cubs, and is relatively large enough to seriously fuck up a human.

Jesus, these two guys side by side on split screen - it’s like staring into a douchebag sun. So painful.

Yes, this is so funny! dwarfANDpliers described in best in previous post:

Just so we’re all fucking clear about one little aspect of Piers Morgan - he hacked a dead teenager’s phone to dig up dirt, sorry, “a story”.  The man can go choke on a forest of dicks.

Fuck Dr. Phil

Just look at him. That is a rodent that fucks.

The police drove us to Murkowski’s home, where her husband had built us a nice fire and had glasses of wine awaiting us.

Google tells me they are both of ancient Greek origin (who knew?) but unrelated.

Okay, now put a micro-switch in the charge port so they turn on when the car is plugged in. Then build a little controller out of a Raspberry Pi that changes the colour of the lights from amber (charging) to green (charged). 

Nailed it.

Ivanka, this is why Samantha called you a feckless cunt. When you have the power to do something, and instead choose to remain complicit, and then pretend to care, you just might be a feckless cunt.

This is the perfect time for Jezebel to do a long piece about how MLMs prey on vulnerable women in the name of feminism and financial freedom when the reality is it sucks them dry and leaves them friendless and poorer than they started out.  It’s so gross how MLMs work and what they do to people. 

Do people actually like Beyonce as much as the media says they do? Apparently there are rabid fans who will threaten the life of a woman who happens to appear in a picture with her husband, but who are all these people who like Beyonce so much? I don’t really know anyone who finds her that interesting yet the Internet

“Be the person your dog thinks you are.”

But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed “the enemies of freedom,” the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan

No, he’s not obligated to do that.

How does one.....turn someone gay? It seems like you haven't thought this all the way thru. Have a seat.  

“He preyed on straight men and tried to turn them gay for his own benefit” What does that mean, he tried to pick up straight guys? I’m not clear why that is so bad - I mean is it more bad than preying on gay guys? Also, did he drug them or hit on them, did he invite them to his hotel room, answer the door in his robe

If the evolution of your beliefs results in you becoming natural allies with the worst of humanity, it might be time to give those beliefs a hard look.

si dice pasta, come “casa”, o come “rasta”, o come “cazzo”.