Had a morning meeting in NYC. Rushing down the streets, I stepped in what I know was vomit. As this meeting involved me setting up my computer, crawling on the floor under the table plugging in various cables, the thought of doing that with vomit-encrusted shoes was sickening to this germaphobe. On my way to the…

It’s interesting, because if you read Dante’s description of what entering hell is like, it’s that video. Those are the screaming souls that greet you.

My brother is literally the same person, lives with my parents, is on his 3rd child (to be born soon), doesn’t work, etc. We sure as fuck didn’t invite him to our wedding.

I’d wear a shirt with Cher’s new catchphrase “Keep Your Eyes Open Bitch” emblazoned across my chest.

Keep trying sugar britches....

Some people should not move their body when they hear music.

Who told these people that they should dance?

The super-authoritarian use of “my generals” never fails to disturb.

It’s a good bet this is where they’ll be.

How is it possible for her eyes to be looking everywhere and nowhere at the same time?

Susanna Reid will one day stick a stiletto between Morgan’s ribs and serenely watch him bleed out.

My students do not have meaningful memories of the AIDS crisis at its highest pitch — before the “cocktail” treatment was introduced in the 90s, for sure, HIV/AIDS was an automatic death sentence with a very short horizon. So I have to explain things like ACT UP, Larry Kramer, etc. It’s not as if AIDS went away, of…

Lapsed Baptist here: Not surprised in the least. Baptists also tend to be hypocritical as fuck. What’s that old joke: Jews don’t recognize Christ. Catholics don’t recognize Protestants. And Baptists don’t recognize each other in the liquor store.

Chicken Lady, Kids in the Hall. No other thoughts.

I know I should be horrified by his likely melanoma-ridden flesh suit, but mostly I just can’t stop thinking about how awful his cabinetry is. Jeeeezuz effing Christmas those cabinets are busy.

Apologize to the adorable snek.

But it comforts me that some people’s public humiliation blows mine out of the water.