Thanks for this list

Can’t remember that last time I giggled so much clicking on a hyperlink :)

Oh my God! this is so cute! I hope boar family made it to safety. 

She’s got the 2/3-day-awake wobbly speed jaw. The paranoia has set in and she’s moving towards a pretty big psychotic break. She’s so 80's in the worst possible way.

Hi. For decades, the Danes have provided civics and language courses, case management, etc. More than any other country in the EU that I know of.

This article, and her advice in particular, got me teary-eyed. It’s really beautiful.  

Is his signature getting even bigger?  

Larry Nasaar: che faccia di merda

“shut you whore mouth”... this made me laugh out loud. I don’t think I’ve ever used this phrase in my entire life but I can’t wait for the opportunity.

si dice pasta, come “casa”, o come “rasta”, o come “cazzo”.

Yep. I verbally repeated that one back to myself more than once.

Trump IS America. He is the manifestation of the core values of America. Carrie’s mom was right. They’re all laughing at you.

Nice imagery and use of to bleed out.

I love the verb to cackle. My mom used it all the time when I was a kid. I don’t hear it much anymore. It warms my heart <3

Same background story and age but I was already polyamoric. My major crush was on Captain and Tennille.

Although I do agree with drinking heavily to mask the pain, I’ve been relying on bedtime Ipading Kitty Fail Army type videos as well as the ones where the cats are being kind to dogs, birds, etc.

Tandem pug farting. They’re both on the other side of the rainbow bridge but I swear their “essence” still lingers.

She could use her acquired language skills in Switzerland but being that the entire continent hates her, it wouldn’t be wise to make the trip.  

Pasta is personal. Choose your battles better next time.

Runners. They suck.