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Because of the constitutionally-protected rights to free speech and free association.

Having driven on I-70 in Missouri, I can confirm that 1956 was the last time major road work was done in the state.

Here I should clarify that I despise coyness and code-speak and that if you ask me whether I “party” the answer will be “not with you”

Guy Who Is Better Than The Rest Of Us, Everybody!

Witnesses: We were the ones shooting.

The best Deadspin comment I’ve ever read. Bra the fuck vo.

You went on the record on the right side of history, early and unequivocally.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

ANOTHER fire/fight starter?

*sigh*

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

Well of course you don’t want it inside of you. Why do you think women are so anxious to force those things out of themselves? They’re so desperate that they squeeze them out of their vaginas!

That one on the side of the RV looks like Nien Nunb.

MIGHT disagree with? Well you’re unintentionally funny.

It’s not like you’d WANT that inside you.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

...and once again, I see those aborted fetus photos and think, “those don’t look human at all.” Which I think is the opposite of what they want me to think.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

How can you even focus on that when the event’s signage involves both prissy faux-handwriting and a PINK HEART for godssakes. How many meetings did they have to go through before they nixed the fairy-princess mascot with the sparkly wand?