everyone around me is team Instinct

lol I’m fairly sure I’m the only Instinct member in my city

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

You had me at Black Mirror.

when you excited to see Tarzan/afraid of refugees but you keep fighting in the backseat/vote for brexit and your mom turns the car around/currency hits a 30 year low:

Him x 17m right now.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

This might be my favorite comment of all time.

I’m drunk at an airport, though this was a Deadspin article. Thought there was a new commissioner in the NFL, got really confused. I hope I make my flight.

“Fuck. So close.”

The two loud and proud Trump supporters I know are women. One of them said Trump has a good heart. Girlfriend, he needs to have a heart to even have a good one.

Female ex-GOP here. When it’s how your entire worldview is informed from birth, “brain damaged” maybe isn’t quite as accurate as “brainwashed”.

I would. Hell, after my grandpa committed suicide, I cracked a joke (something like "He lost his head" or something) and then proceeded to live normally for 2 months until randomly one night I broke down crying about it for 3 hours. =/

They have NEVER appropriately captured the way she should feel after her planet exploded. I get people grieve differently, but if my entire planet (family,friends,pets,favorite restaurants) was blown up before my eyes after I thought I just saved them, I wouldn't utter a line of corny dialogue

They'll likely kill you in the morning.

I think the JL movie line up is Supes, Bats, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, GL and Cyborg. Same as the initial New 52 version.

Owls stink. Literally and figuratively. They also make inferior potato chips.

Wait, wait, wait, WHAT?! Excited and terrified at the same time.

This. A thousand times this.