I’m pretty sure this was the plot of Parent Trap.

Scarjo?

The flyover states matter for one big reason: They vote. You’re totally right that the coasts could make a huge dent in the US’ carbon footprint without Kansas and Iowa, but ignoring the perspective of the flyover states is how we got stuck with Trump in the first place.

I read the last sentence as “human farming” and I was okay with it.

And yet Tillerson and Exxon were pro-Paris Climate Agreement.

I literally started it last night— and turned it of after 45 minutes. I am telling myself I will finish it this weekend but your comments have me rethinking that.

Like the “least sexually repressed Republican in the Senate”?

...And explains that the mold on the bread is natural penicillin so he hasn’t been sick in 12 years.

He earned a sliver of respect from me when he stood up for his wife and father, and then didn’t endorse Trump at the convention. And then he erased it all plus some when he caved for some unknown reason.

I feel like he’s the guy who puts up a lot of signs around the office complaining about excessive paperclip usage or something.

Jokes aside, my daycare is amazing. I know my child is happier and more advanced because of their influence. I feel for women and families who don’t have access to the same quality daycare.

It’s like saying I met this great guy but he’s a cannibal. Dealbreaker.

I just wrote an executive order about the deliciousness of Ruffles potato chips. That does not mean I am an effective leader.

Excuse me while I go pick up my child from daycare and never let him leave the house again...

Excuse me while I cancel my remaining appointments today so I can focus on my Francophone politician fanfic.

I would rather have ten pet rats than one pet bird. Come at me.

And yet you have spent a lot of time here this morning talking about it.

I’m guessing you don’t have kids then.