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But bed naps you either have to set your alarm or will yourself out of bed after an hour or so. Otherwise you are gone for at least 2 hours and wake up and have no idea where the hell you are. Very disorienting, especially if it went from daylight to night time during your nap.

Bed naps are dangerous for me. If I take a bed nap after work, I usually wake up 3 hours later all groggy at like 9 PM and now my sleeping for the night is off and I’m eating a super late dinner to boot.

Why don’t you use the Oxford comma in Ear, Nose, and Throat?

some snappy footwork leading up to it though...

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

As a loyal Deadspin reader (which is to say, don’t take this as a complaint about the content around here), it’s probably a good thing when your team is not covered by Deadspin, since they tend to focus on the incompetent and the hateable. It was a completely competant and well done coaching move, and Nebraska hasn’t

Honestly, I think it’s just because everyone knew it was going to happen.

Yeah, what happened to you guys? You used to be so fun. And by fun I mean terrifying.

You, uh ... have a valid point! I mean, Nebraska suuucks right now (no offense), but, if I don’t think about how much money he’s making, I do feel bad that Frost had to decide to leave a seemingly very fun UCF group before he could even enjoy the undefeated season or coach in the bowl game. I think you summed it up

I guess this is another learning point on how to accept those you care about, Fultz and all.

Jesus Christ. I am an EMT and just about spit my beer up reading this. ANYONE halfway trained in emergency medicine would have put him on a spinal board and transported him with sirens to a hospital asap. Sitting upright in a fucking van?!?

New level of losing: The Broken Tibia Game 

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

It took four hours and 37 minutes.

Can someone please explain why the Packers went for two on the previous TD? They’re up 4, and the 2 pt conversion puts them up 6. What advantage does this provide? Now, when Dallas scores the (inevitable) touchdown, and goes up 3, the Packers can’t win with a FG, they can only tie. Does “The Book” say to go for 2

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

I mean...kinda.

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

I would say the referees sealed the loss with a stupid penalty when two guys were just screwing around a little.