It should have been you, Zack Hample.

BINGO. Everything I’ve seen this morning keeps saying ‘What’s wrong with Zeke? What’s wrong with the Cowboys?’. And outside of the Denver Post (natch), hardly anything says ‘holy shit, did you see that Denver defense?’

Honestly, it’s kind of the same thing I saw in the Super Bowl where the Denver defense just absolutely removed an entire team’s (Carolina) will to live.

I’d say he’s pissed particularly about this one. GGG was an underdog done good, and no one really knew how good he’d be against a tried and true opponent like Canelo after he struggled against Jacobs. GGG proved he was the real deal tonight, with skill and power, and it sucks to see that rewarded with croynism.

So all the players who want to leave Arsenal before next season need to be sure to get their transfer requests in early.

I’m single, I cannot make the whole pack for one meal. And they don’t make smaller packs. So, when people like me open a pack up, the clock starts ticking “shit, do i have to make breakfast bacon the next 4 days to finish this pack before it goes bad?” It’s not fun, and bacon will end up in the garbage.

The Pixies “Doolittle”. Not only is it an awesome record, it influenced countless other bands including Nirvana. Without this the Seattle sound may have never existed.

The Pixies “Doolittle”. Not only is it an awesome record, it influenced countless other bands including Nirvana.…

So, Neymar to Merseyside then. That should shake up the Premier League race.

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY
I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A VERY GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

HamNo, your prizefighting articles are by far the greatest thing Deadspin produces these days. Great article as always.

I don’t think you can argue that Ward didn’t have any low blows — that said, Tony Weeks certainly was of the opinion that Kovalev was milking every “borderline” shot he could, whether or not he truly…

So tired of a line.

Joshua/Klit has 80,000 people at Wembley yet “it’s dead.” GGG will face Canelo Sept. 16th but “it’s dead.”

But it’s not “the premiere fight of the year”. That will come 3 weeks later when Canelo takes on GGG.

Boxing is alive and well in many parts of the world that aren’t the US. Canelo is maybe the most famous athlete in a country of 120 million (leaving aside the millions of Mexican-Americans). Golovkin is a bonafide star, too, though being the greatest Kazakh fighter ever doesn’t get you that far, I guess. (Watch his…

>> My best stab at an actual, real comparison, since we’ve never seen something like this before, is this: How would two-time Olympic decathlon gold medalist Ashton Eaton do against an aging former gold medalist in any of the individual events that make up the decathlon?

Gandhi said be the change you wish to see in the world. Today I made a difference. Activism works. Thank you. Baccellieri 2020.

I stand by my assertion here. His game calling with Flip Caray during the Cubs’ Dusty Baker era was heroic.

Banana Slugs being a shitty team name is a bad, bad take.

-Amherst is no longer the Lord Jeffs. (Officially they never were, I don’t think) They are now the Mammoths.

-Counterpoint: Banana Slugs is awesome.