I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

Must be visiting BYU

Talk about burying the lede there. 

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

Could you PLEASE stop auto-playing videos? PLEASE?!?!

Look, Trubisky has only been in this system for a year....sorry wrong thread. 

They joined the Pile High club. 

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

I use Ctrl+X and Ctrl+V all the time and coworkers think I’m a wizard.

Yes, yes, and yes. I could not believe someone actually suggested using the mouse for this.  It’s like watching my father-in-law click. inside. every. form. element. to. fill. it. out.  RANDY I KNOW YOU HAVE A TAB KEY.

This. So much this. The idea of just backspacing alone, and not ctrl+backspace to get rid of the offending word in one multi-key-stroke, is absolutely insane.

Settle a score in my office. You’re typing and realize you misspelled something. Do you…

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

People who love cooking are really bad at imagining there are people who don’t love cooking.

He's been dead for almost ten years. I hope you could outrun him.

this isn’t about you

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

What professional athlete could you outrun?

No.  Manute Bol

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”