Thank you so much, Diana, for this one last good Bear post! As a Chicago fan, I thought you guys were going to leave me with only extremely disappointing bears for the rest of the year. But, as with all of you and your colleagues dedicated work, Deadspin never disappoints, even in the end!

it’s unclear who is to blame

So... Billy is discounting the whole “hacked” defense as unlikely, but honestly, this seems at least a little more likely to me than a friend or “friend” intentionally leaking all of those unexciting sounding headlines one at a time to the press. Let’s not forget, the S*n and related British rags have PLENTY of priors…

I live near one of the hospitals Dr. James Andrews operates in. I once walked past RGIII hobbling out of a Hilton on crutches with a rigid knee brace on shortly after his ACL surgery. He probably still could’ve beaten me in the mile.

Daniels... You guys are acting like there’s more than one of him. There’s only one Chase Daniel. But I agree, we already knew he is limited at best. 

100% agree with all of these recommendations! In fact, I hit all four of these things two weeks ago last time I was there. The Blue Nile always seems to have fun music going on. Just saw Kermit Ruffins (you might know him from Treme) last time.

So you really think this was an accident from Kyle Long?

If you’re trying to make me have any sympathy for the Yankees, you have failed! I say give them Joe West EVERY game!

This seems right up there with the Bears signing a kicker named Blewitt over the offseason. 

In medicine, there are some odors that seem to stick in your nostrils for days after you’ve seen the patient. This is definitely one of them. 

Much better in Canada for sure. But here in the states, I feel it’s still worth it, as the annual subscription wasn’t much more than I already would’ve paid for a single Canelo or similar PPV, and they do stage multiple decent such fights a year. This one certainly not being one of them. Actually, I would pay them…

As an ENT, I’m not sure I’d even want to answer the call! My wife is a very experienced ER nurse, and, as she frequently reminds me, is infinitely more qualified to help most such passengers. Unless it’s a nosebleed! Then I gotchya!

I literally had the exact same experience! Then, I thought it would be smart to inform all of my classmates what it meant the next time we played and suggest changing the name. Turns out, not smart. Kids can be so cruel!

I LOVED this call, along with pretty much all Liverpool and Spurs fans, and likely a large swath neutral fans who would prefer City don’t waltz easily to a third consecutive title.

I came here to say just that

That is far too School of Engineering. I’ve figured out the truth, and it’s far simpler:

They were who we thought they were.

I know everyone wants to drop their John Wick references, which is fine, but the more apt reference would be the underrated Seven Psychopaths.

Why not? I’m sure he bought that plant lawfully at the Kawhactus store, and didn’t just rip it out of the ground from some Toronto public space or some other dude’s yard.

Hey Drew, as an ENT, I think you may want to consider a Baha implant for your single sided deafness. It really helps for the situations where you can’t hear people talking to you from your deaf right side. For instance, if you were driving and your wife was in the passenger seat. We implant a post that’s kind of like…