This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

Yup, a milder PSA about the benefits of not wearing seat belts is definitely the way to go.

Tomorrow is the 28th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster.

Douchehat

I’d never heard of this guy but seeing his picture I knew immediately he went to Nebraska

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

Muppets - Muppets are both a group (aka The Muppets) and a category...so Fraggles, Sesame St, Muppets etc.. are all muppets but not necessarily Muppets...if you get my drift.

Bert and Ernie are muppets, not Muppets. Any puppet that came out of Jim Henson’s workshop is a muppet, but only those appearing on the Muppet Show are proper noun Muppets. It’s not a hard distinction, folks.

Those boys are going to have that driveway as a bitching point for the rest of their lives.

Even though it had shit head Matthew McConaughey in it, I really liked Mud!

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

Just going to add a Klopp quote from earlier today:

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

Why are all of you 3-4 TP Square people coming out of the woodwork today?! Never in my life have I used that little to wipe. Fucking insane clown show here today!

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

Dime Bags Two For One

That’s clearly a ‘fucked’, not a ‘fucks’.

I. Ya Mar, Blowing off studying for Pre-cal test but yolo, Harpua, Texting Steve about that Harpua, Calling Mike’s Song, Wading in a Velvet Sea