All the way!

As an ENT, I’ll weigh in, so that I can read Deadspin at work without feeling guilty. Nice article overall. Serial needle aspirations are acceptable and certainly better than leaving the hematoma in place, but you’re still going to have a decent chance of deformity/cauliflower ear as the fluid continues to…

Any word on whether the Broncos game counted as the first of his suspension?

Hey now, not sure where everyone’s animosity is coming from. Nowhere in my post did I claim that Pulisic and Jozy made anything other than world class plays on the ball. I’m just saying that despite the world class effort, it still took pretty poor instincts on that defender to let it through. If he had read the ball…

Yeah, in the light of day, perhaps “match-fixish” is a bit strong. He certainly stepped towards Wood instead of the path of the cross. In the slow-mo view from behind the goal, with his half hearted swipe at the ball after he realizes where it’s really going, it still looks to me like he should have been able to clear…

As much as I love Pulisic and watching the USMNT do well, it seems incredible that the cross/pass for the second goal got through. Atrocious, almost match-fixish, defending by that Panamaniac center back in front of Altidore who just watched the cross go past him without trying to clear it out of play.

This is good Kinja!

With all the trouble Neymar caused/went through to leave Barca mostly to become the unquestioned alpha male superstar of a bona fide UCL contender club, it will be especially hilarious if/when Mbappe supersedes him in a year or two.

As a Liverpool fan, the current system worked out well for us this year. We were able to give Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain a one game trial prior to signing him!

The combo of narcotics (e.g. Dilaudid, Vicodin) and benzodiazepines (e.g. Xanax) is essentially conscious sedation like we use for procedures and certain operations. Maybe he was just prepping for the super convenient drive-in colonoscopy service! *Cue Law and Order intro music*

This is an excellent take!

This sounds suspiciously like someone being influenced by an organized criminal who has something on him, or has threatened him with violence, rather than just someone being complicit with a friend. I thought we learned all of this from the Sopranos?

This is Deadspin! How did you guys not run the obvious headline of “Bill Simmons gets dunked over for Bucks GM position once again”? See Twitter link below:

Listen, I’m as pro-LBGT rights as anybody. But, can we maybe stop with the inflammatory judgmental partisan headlines AT LEAST until he’s maybe out of the hospital? Or at least the ICU? Is that possible in this “post-Trump-alyptic” society? The extreme rhetoric between far left and far right politicians and media is…

I know this is long overdue, but I did watch the Joshua-Klitchko fight at the time, and I stand completely corrected! That has to be the best heavyweight fight I’ve seen in a decade or more! Probably more entertaining than Crawford or Lomachenko fights because they really haven’t found anyone to match their level yet.…

Wow, I think that article about boxing was longer than every other Deadspin article writen today...combined! That’s just great! But I’d still rather watch a fight with the artistry of Lomachenko in his 9th professional fight over any heavyweight boxer in the world. Why don’t we get a 20 page essay about an amazing…

I just want to educate everyone here that in the medical community we have officially changed the official medical name of fibromyalgia to fibromyalgia *eyeroll*

Mo Cheeks. Ha, that’s obviously a fake name.

When I first read the headline of “Premiere League player banned 18 months for betting on over 1000 soccer matches,” I immediately put the odds of the player in doubt being Joey Barton at 10 to 1, but the bookie was laying off all bets.

Am I going to come off like a pretentious douche for saying that the Yeti Hopper 30 is absolutely the most amazing cooler ever made and totally worth the exorbitant price over anything RTIC for a glorious day at the beach?

Am I going to come off like a pretentious douche for saying that the Yeti Hopper 30 is absolutely the most amazing…