Meh. It’s aight.

How do you end up with a light green Nissan Cube? In our case, it’s what we got for not speaking Italian at the rental car office on our Italian honeymoon! Apparently, Fiat Qubo is Italian for Nissan Cube. This sounded so much classier though, which is why we affectionately called it our “pussy green thumb”.…

Is anyone else getting tired of these Hamilton Nolan columns?

This gives me happy memories of Mo Vaughn batting at Fenway. When the stars and the moon aligned just so along with his ample hind quarters, he would give us the gift of the Giant (gl)ass sign!

Unstated in the article is the fact that Funes Mori being out is a blessing for Everton, as he would have immediately tried to break someone’s leg and been sent off, grabbing his badge like a prick. Or maybe I’m just having a flashback.

This retort makes me very happy

Man, Juanfran really has been there forever. Check out this portrait he had painted by El Greco during his rookie year of 1585:

Two points on this:

No too shabby, eh? There are some nice things in Florida.

Underrated experience:

Despite Phil’s magical awesomeness, I think most Liverpool fans would agree that Lallana is the first person on Klopp’s teamsheet from week to week. This fact is belied by the intensity and exuberance of the Klopp bearhugs he has received in postgame celebrations. Lallana’s motor, pressing, and possession skills make…

I figured it out when I read an article called “Get A Load of These Outlandish Westworld Fan Theories” 2 months ago thinking they would just be bonkers, off the wall outlandish theories, rather than, you know, the actual plot. Thanks a lot, Deadspin.

Mmmmmmm. Pork belly burger.

Now, I appreciate you and what you do, but doesn’t starting a sentence with:

He probably called him Muscle Hamster in the huddle. Doug Martin does not stand for that!

This gif is just the epitome of all things Jaguars. They should seriously consider cutting him a check as the new team mascot. Does anyone know if he has an agent yet?

Ok, because I haven’t seen anyone point it out, Will Parks did not block it AND run it back. It was Justin Simmons who hurdled the center and blocked, and Will Parks ran it back.

Ok, fair enough, but you could’ve just said that in the first place.

Though I don’t agree, a credible argument could be made that it’s just a down Premier League year. There aren’t any standout teams...

Well you’ve got the Italian beef, the Italian sausage, and the combo, where you just put ‘em both together. Good enough variety for me!