“Entitled to an Open Bar” is a blatantly classist and ultimately shitty take. I’m a first-generation college grad and my family was horrified when I informed them that my former classmates expected us to pay for the open bar past the cocktail hour. We’d been to many family and local weddings where this was not the…

Not sure why I got an erection while reading this but it’s the new Willenium so anything is possible.

Intercessions are absolutely a key to this matchup. Whoever wins the turnover battle, wins the game.

This should be mandatory reading at the NFL rookie symposium, instead of having Antonio Cromartie telling them to use condoms and Adrian Petersen handing out his financial planner’s business card.

Hard Knocks should be filmed before a live studio audience and have Rex Ryan show up a couple times each season looking for snacks

How Amazon Will Trick You Into Buying More on Prime Day

Little known fact. Dranpa was the first Pokémon ever introduced. Yep, way back in 1984, when he was known as Falkor the Dragon.

I don’t like to brag but if I did I’d say that I’m putting together a group of all of the most humble people. They’re going to do all of the humility. No one has more humble than me. All of the most humble people are saying very humble things about me. If I weren’t so humble I’d make a bigger deal about it. #MAHA

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

He was a really good Jack Nicholson, playing Jack Nicholson, dressed as The Joker though.

Well it all started out when Mercy was craving pizza but discovered only after the delivery man arrived with it that she left her purse at the clinic.

“There is an existing power structure working against any product that doesn’t fit into a certain box.”

This whole ‘not answering his phone’ thing has to be made up. So what if the GM doesn’t answer his phone, there is an Assistant GM and lots of other front office folks he could have spoken with. Did they also not answer their phones? Were they not available too? It’s not like Magic Johnson made Demps’ aides disappear.

Maybe his calls weren’t going through because he doesn’t have AT&T-cells.

He actually died and coaching the Bucs is his enteral damnation. 

announced in early November, then unannounced two days later, and finally un-unannounced after that

I, too, wish for the deaths of innocent people so that Trump supporters will feel bad. This is a good post you have made and not at all monstrous.

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this