We can’t possibly know that. McGregor might have started out without the power to push over a Jenga tower. Getting him to where he could punch hard enough to bruise fruit might have been a huge accomplishment. And teaching him to stop saying “pow” with every punch was pretty much a miracle.

yes, excellent stock.

That photo is so white it claps when steaming hot fajitas come to the table at Chevy’s.

I believe they’re Sports Cousins actually.

The Buick Avista. Call it a Cadillac if you must*, but build it, and power it by a twin-turbo V8.

Also the Magna-Steyr’s Putsch division run by another Austrian will remain inactive.

Nine times out of ten I’m thinking of a smart ass comment to go along with these stories, but let me tell you something. Eleven years ago I ran into Tom Benson at a Starbucks. Was one of the nicest, easiest guys to talk to. An old time gabber who would talk to you about anything. Inside every human is a good soul, and…

Insurance Bureau of British Colombia, I have come to bargain!

That was a dumb gag. But I am a fierce schnitzel experimenter.
I love schnitzel.

You made a powder of the skin and your first thought wasn’t “Where is there a glass coffee table and a straw”? I am dissapointed.

They had him on right after the SB and asked him if Philly should trade Foles. He said absolutely and when they asked what they should be looking for in return, he said that if he were GM he’d be looking for “an RG3-like trade package”.

In other words, Down with People.

Nah, Worster is they sent Zazu’s brother that one summer after he was minahly diddled.

I like TNG, can’t get into TOS.

If you’re even remotely interested in hip-hop, you’re constantly waiting for him to announce a new release date.

False: We actually have laws for incidents involving one person convincing another person to commit murder. It’s still murder. Fuck off.

No, you’re right. Admiral Ackbar is basically just Peppy Hare telling everyone to do a barrel roll.

If I could fall asleep at night as easily as my legs fall asleep on the can at work I’d never be tired again.

We may not have seen it confirmed yet, but you can be goddamned sure that Jason Mendoza is also a big fan of the number.

Look, Trump vs. Ball would’ve made for a fine Celebrity Deathmatch episode, but it’s a bit less entertaining as a verbal feud involving the president.