As someone who owned one of the new model Corolla hatchbacks, it does NOT have classic hatch versatility. The cargo area is tiny and the back seats are for dogs and children only. Between that and the awful CVT, I got sick of it and sold it after about 6 months. 

Kia Soul and it’s not close. I’m convinced you have to show your AARP card to buy one. Every single one I see on the road is driven by the same 60+ year-old woman with the same alt-Karen short & spiky haircut. 

How the fuck is this not the one they led with? I can't think of a single person who would rather have the normal crown. 

Rich people really will buy anything to avoid giving money to the poor. 

There is zero chance a manual diesel midsizer is getting shipped stateside. Buyers don't want either of those things. The Gladiator is the only current one on the market, and is in its own little niche because "Jeep Things." They'd either need to turbocharge the I4 from the Outlander, or find a way to fit the…

“People have been posting to book ahead of time”

The number of G-wiz city cars I encountered while living in London about 14 years ago tells me that the range and charging probably aren’t the issue. That’s not to say “be like the G-wiz” is a winning strategy, but I think the appetite exists for a small electric car that isn't a death trap. This seems like an issue…

I genuinely have no idea what you're trying to say, here.

I saw an Instagram post earlier today where the poster claimed to have stepped into the theater 5 minutes before a sold-out showing of the film was about to start. There wasn't a single person there. Obviously, Instagram isn't exactly a reliable source, but I wouldn't put it past these folks to buy up tickets to make…

Jason Aldean was raised in Macon, Georgia, and spent summers with his dad in the Miami suburbs. Dipshit knows nothing about living in a small town. 

Umm. They did get conned. They gave him a huge contract. Even if this device could do what it claims, they are still getting screwed. At government fleet purchase prices, they could probably double their fleet size for that amount of money. 

I think it’s a good design in a vacuum. I do hate the tail light placement. My main issue is that it looks like Chat GPT designed it. Depending on the angle, you get Explorer, Expedition, Land Rover, maybe a little Pathfinder. It really is just a mash-up of other existing designs.

I think you're downplaying the popularity it had at the time. One of the voice actresses was literally getting death threats because of something her character did in the show. It may not be a classic, but enough people had an unhealthy obsession with it. Pretty much every female-presenting cosplayer out there has…

PPI might have prevented this, but it’s not a panacea when buying a used car. I bought a cheap SUV last spring, and had a reputable company do the inspection. Came back clean, and had a clean Carfax with service history. Car had major issues. I had to replace the rear cam seals because the engine was hemorrhaging oil.…

One with internet access? 

These picks are so pedestrian. Where’s the Mitsubishi Delica? The Pajero? What about a Toyota Hilux? Does anyone on staff still have David Tracy’s number? I’m sure he has a spare Cherokee or three if Kari is up for a restoration project.

I went with the Dunlop Sport Maxx RT for my Mazda 6. Not rated quite as high as the Michelin, but still a very good tire and was about 1/3 of the price on sale. 

The Altimax is a great winter tire. Had those on my Mazda 3 for several Wisconsin winters and never had an issue. 

“I bought the cheapest Grand National in the country... at Barrett Jackson”

I don’t think I’ll ever understand the appeal of patina cars. Just seems like people who couldn’t afford to paint their cars trying to convince themselves they like the rust. Like automotive Stockholm syndrome.