The British conquered most of the world in search of spices, only to decide that they didn’t like ANY of them.
Obama and RuPaul both say “jif” so fuck everyone else.
Nah, it’s more like an adult movie theater situation; like, you find what you think is a dark corner, pull out your pud and go at it, when you look around and see a fellow patron doing the same. Your eyes meet for a second; he gives you a knowing nod, and then you both go about your business. Read more
I’m pretty sure that the Venn diagram of “People who would, unprompted, share the story with the staff” and “People who will not be rude to the staff” looks like a pair of goggles.
Wisconsinites like me.
I feel seen.
Stick to sports (cars).
That’s the “Tornado Alley” areas every year.
“Entitled to an Open Bar” is a blatantly classist and ultimately shitty take. I’m a first-generation college grad and my family was horrified when I informed them that my former classmates expected us to pay for the open bar past the cocktail hour. We’d been to many family and local weddings where this was not the… Read more
Not sure why I got an erection while reading this but it’s the new Willenium so anything is possible.