“The inverse of Lolita” is such a strange, gravid phrase that it makes me furrow my brow in the real world. I am furrowing my brow rn.

This is exactly right.
He’s a protection racket that still burns your fucking store down after you pay him.

Fine. Then no major corporation should play the anthem at the start of the workday.

They should go after the duo of DIK and ASS next, as there is no way two people could have that many high scores all across the country without cheating.

I think that even more powerful than cognitive dissonance is their confirmation bias. They have a steady stream of “news” from Fox, Breitbart, Infowars, et al. that to them, validates their insane notions.

Conservatives are nothing if not petty grudge-holding sore losers. They never imagined Clinton beating Bush in 1992, or Obama beating McCain in 2008. And since Right Wing Nutters have to be always correct, they have to spend the rest of eternity trying to spin a reality distortion field where, actually, Clinton/Obama…

The nutters are pissed that this kid thumped the shit out of them. Instead of accepting defeat like the noble brave principled warriors they believe they are, the RWNJs are acting like the whiney wimp bullies they actually are and role playing as Mean Girls.

But David Brooks said we need to reach out to these people. He couldn’t possibly be wrong!

Racists really are stupid.

About a different song, in the Cake song Short skirt, long jacket, the lyrics go:

Yup. Not far afield.

Because of reasons the writers could waste time making up but I’d rather they spent that time not catering to people who don’t know how to suspend their disbelief while watching a movie about space wizards with laser swords.

Easy answer. Use the beer test. Could you sit through having a beer with Golic? Absolutely. He’d tell some off color football stories and probably alternate buying rounds. Greenberg would criticize the wine list at the dive bar, not drink beer, complain about the chair being dirty, and then name drop reporters he…

Could we have a word sir?

Was it pointless? Absolutely. Did it make a lick of sense? Not even close. Am I gonna watch it again next year high out of my mind? Probably.

Won’t matter. You can never prostrate yourself enough for these people. ESPN could replace it’s logo with White Jesus in a Confederate flag snuggie and they’ll still be “the (((liberal))) media.”

7. The person who designed the airplane probably wears a short-sleeve dress shirt.

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

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