PUT ON THE GLASSES

Jeez, to have been a fly on that wall.

It’s almost like the NFL collectively doesn’t give a fuck.

I remember seeing this when it aired for the first time. I was three or four.

Berst Olympics ever!

This headline is a tautology that can be more simply expressed as: “Brazil Olympics Reportedly Sets Brazil Olympics Ablaze.”

If only there were some sort of apt metaphor to describe this entire Olympics...

Now I, on the other hand, can find a story in just about anything. I once went to see a ballet production of Anne of Green Gables. The dancers were all in basic nude-ish looking leotard things, and it was all very modern dance-ish. But I gamely tried to follow the story and sort out which characters the dancers…

You are a delight.

And now I must share my favorite SNL skit of all time.

I have this thing where I will think of something, but before I say anything, I analyze it to see if it's a good idea. Sometimes, it happens too late, but before any choreography happens. I am definitely not a special snowflake. So I know others have this thing that stops them, too. Do people who come up with this…

“Leave it to France to find a way to make a dumb sport dumber.” is my new favorite quote of all time.

So what Usain is there were no gunshots?

I like the photo,it looks as if Usain is marching in a Hitler youth rally while being protected by two blind guys with one leg each.Night gawker is slipping,no one died,no animals were harmed in the writing of this article.I demand to be reimbursed the minute of my life that it took me to read it and the comments.Oh…

Evacuating JFK in Dallas didn’t go that smoothly.

“I just did my first desk-pop!”

*reads comment*

I guess that’s what happens...

After a slow start, Bolt DID go off like a shot.