My wife’s an ER doc, and I feel pretty confident she’d trade for any of these to avoid the numbingly commonplace “VAGINA:
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That’s the problem with your generation, always blaming your parents. No accountability. Why in when I was your age I caught the ferry all the way to Shelbyville by myself. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my…
i’m a baby
Whenever I hear adults actually discussing the positive merits of Justin Bieber’s music, I feel like when CNN discusses Donald Trump’s presidency.
It’s like multiple people had different opinions, or something
The Weeknd was on both the best and worst lists on various parts of the Gawker network. Nice.
Starred for username/comment synergy.
It’s really more paranoid than clever, but thanks.
aww fuck.
The Cardinals awfulness is beyond indictment. It’s been through the Grand Jury, pre-trial motions, plea negotiations, trial, conviction, appeal, and denial of appeal and is currently serving 8-15 at a country-club prison with nary a gangbanger in sight.
If you click over to the article there are pictures showing before they grew beards to dupe hipsters into paying 10 bucks a bar for remelted chocolate. It's fucking hilarious and reminds me of the duck dynasty bros.
Is a hipster’s word worth nothing these days?
Reading all that is making my eyes involuntarily roll back into my head.
I have a hard time believing that an artisanal, locally-sourced, hand-crafted, gluten-free, organic, bean-to-bar chocolate maker would misrepresent their product in this way.
I am not a fan of chocolate. Unless it has peanut butter in it. Or the blood of virgins. Then it is delicious and gives me my power.
A very worthy recipient. I’m glad they chose someone that would have difficulty getting more conventional scholarships.
Lol! This is the first thing I thought of when I read this story...