“Crying Browns fan.”

It was ah beeyah! Well, ya doint do thet! Thet’s at-rageous!

That’s fucking excellent gif work, right there.

This is definitely the Carson Palmerest thing ever.

Whatever. A good coach would make him rub dirt on it himself.

Hard to believe any negative consequences could result from sticking a golf tee in your butt.

Thanks.

Oops! Sorry. Asshole=me.

This is perfect.

He converted to Islam and supported the fatwa against Salman Rushdie. I think advocating for the murder of a person who offended someone’s religious sensibilities outweighs any level of genius.

The terrorists have won.

I’m hoping this will happen to me. So far it doesn’t look promising, though.

I guess I didn’t make the cut because I only have three kids. And I’m not retired. And I’m not handso-

WELL THE NEWS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!!

Is the pizza really so bad in the Bronx that people eat Papa John’s?

I can’t believe I didn’t make this stupid, ridiculous, bullshit list. It’s all just political, anyway.

Is this for real? Indefinitely Wild and Workshop are two of my favorites.

As a Cowboys hater, I assure you it’s quite satisfying either way.

You can never have too much depth at the emotionally-troubled-substance-abuse-arrest-record position.