This is too great. My wife and I always critique pipetting technique in movies and TV.

Reading these comment threads is kind of fascinating. I saw the first Star Wars in the theater when I was six years old; I had the action figures, the landspeeder, the Han Solo blaster, the whole nine. I’ve seen what the kids today call Episodes IV, V, and VI countless times, but I can’t even remember enough about the…

This is definitely the Carson Palmerest thing ever.

Actually, the biggest contributor to antibiotic resistance is overuse, most of it due to medically unnecessary use in livestock production, which accounts for far more antibiotic use than medical or veterinary treatment.

Whatever. A good coach would make him rub dirt on it himself.

Hard to believe any negative consequences could result from sticking a golf tee in your butt.

I vividly remember my great-aunt telling me about the guy my cousin was dating and pointedly remarking that “No one in this family is marrying an EYE-talian.” That was probably 25 years ago. It was also in Louisiana, so it’s likely that exact sentence has been uttered there several times just in the last 24 hours.

Ginger is not the preferred nomenclature; Redheaded-American, please.

That’s why I write my name and address on all my women in permanent marker. Gingers are obligated to return them, kind of like a vampire can’t come inside your house without an invitation.

Thanks.

Oops! Sorry. Asshole=me.

This is perfect.

He converted to Islam and supported the fatwa against Salman Rushdie. I think advocating for the murder of a person who offended someone’s religious sensibilities outweighs any level of genius.

The terrorists have won.

I’m hoping this will happen to me. So far it doesn’t look promising, though.

I guess I didn’t make the cut because I only have three kids. And I’m not retired. And I’m not handso-

WELL THE NEWS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!!

Is the pizza really so bad in the Bronx that people eat Papa John’s?

That’s exactly what people like Barton think: Already we’ve seen suggestions to specifically monitor mosques, and even consider closing them down, along with calls to only accept Christian refugees. The attacks didn’t even happen in the US, and folks are already clamoring to violate quite literally the very first…