“Danger-close” is a military term for artillery or airstrike within 600 meters of a friendly troop position.

Is this true?

It’s pretty much universal that everyone’s problems are somebody else’s fault.

That’s true. I figured the same thing. Still pretty impressive though.

I think his supporters double-down, blame MSNBC et al., Fox News sponsors a Trump-Carson ticket, and we endure 18 months† of this insanity until a national collapse that makes World War Z look like a date-night rom com.

BELTGHAZI!!!

Here’s a pretty recent catalog:

Two season tickets, please! I’ll go StubHub if I have to.

Had to be done in committee, too. No way just one of them alone is that, uh, clever.

I’m guessing it tastes like wood and accelerant, with subtle notes of poop swastika.

Yeesh. This is probably as good a place as any to point out that “poop swastika hoax” is actually a thing people believe.

YouTube commenters : Yik Yak :: Waffle House dumpster : Waffle House dumpster fire

Actually, his heart was replaced with a piece of coal soaked in diesel fuel and stuffed inside a kitten.

I believe the actual quote is:

“My impression is that Obama is eager to get out of town. I’m eager to have him get out of town.”

Spite. Pure, triple-distilled, concentrated spite.

Mine would be the music from the cantina scene, but not because it would be my choice.

That’s exactly why we need to start building that wall yesterday.

That’s true: Good luck finding decent capybara empanadas anywhere in the five boroughs.

Also for anyone heading to the North, the West, or the East.