Turns out what Texas actually has is a *Texans problem.*

Thank you for posting this story. After everything that’s happened this week I needed to hear something good.

Anyone else feel like a selfish jerk?

Whatever. Why do you hate America?

Not so much as a flinch. Wow.

That’s why it’s called “danger-close.”

Did you just drop a William Blake reference on Deadspin?!

It’s kind of a want/don’t want thing.

Wow.

Except that the NFL fines players for unobtrusive personal messages that are consistent with messages that the league itself endorses. The NFL “goes pink” league-wide, but fines players for writing the names of loved ones lost to cancer on their eye black. The NFL accepts payment from the DoD to honor wounded veterans…

How many of these folks do you suppose have typed “#Mizzou” and “crybabies” sometime in the last seven days?

(Spoiler Alert)

Serious question: Is there any player in the league who is more unhinged than (take your pick) Dez Bryant or Greg Hardy? I can’t think of anyone.

I’m guessing there’s a lot of Cards fans/Tea Party overlap...

^THISNEEDSMORESTARSAMUNDO!

Man, if only I were so sharp at 23.

To wit:

42

Ha! That’s cute.