[W]illful ignorance is the only way to get through life.

I think it’s probably more about play design: There’s a reason it’s called an “ambulance route.”

Yes. See: Jones, Jerry W.

Again, we’re talking about the NFL here.

There are people who just fundamentally care about the well-being of their fellow man over hardware in their team’s trophy case.

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Those kids in the Death Star ad are so stupid: Luke didn’t face Vader until Empire. What’s next, Admiral Ackbar scares off the Sand People? Come on, 1978 kids!

Holy shit! Adventure People! I still have three or four of those that are mixed in with my kids’ toys now. Just a few weeks ago I was showing them online pictures of the original toys so they could share in my nostalgia.

Thanks. As anyone who knows me well attest, many times one is enough.

No, and I haven’t been able to find anything. I sure feel for his family. My greatest fear is something happening to my kids; I can’t only imagine how horrible it would be to lose two in three years.

I’m sure it sounds trite and ridiculous, but hang in there. I’m keeping a good thought for you.

My kid plays youth hockey and I’ll tell you what is the fucking worst: That equipment bag.

You know this year’s team banquet will be fun.

And a stabbing.

That is top-notch punctuation Kinja.

The Yuengling Brothers

Just wait; it only gets scarier.

Ah. Well, in that case the best part is the trick play.

That’s clearly a Gorlok, although based on the sweater I’d say it’s domesticated, not wild.