I thought it looked more like an Alex Smith 12-yard zinger, but to each his own.

The best part of this is that a DIII game between Carleton College and St. Thomas was televised.

Well, you’re certain to see something poorly executed in the next Colts game.

That picture is completely fucking perfect. +1 suspension overturned in arbitration.

Yeah, we’re definitely on the same page. I was trying to say exactly the same thing while being a smart-ass. People love it when I do that.

One totally-expected result of Wolfe’s resignation is that there is some really top-notch racism on display at #Mizzou on Twitter. I mean, this is stuff I’m guessing you would normally only get at Klan meetings. It erases any doubt that Missouri has a racism problem.

e e cummings is the worst thing to give to students because then they write like that

No, based on how they handled the Patriots, a league attorney will destroy all of the photos, then there will be a multi-million dollar investigation involving conflicts of interest and questionable science which will result in his already-served four-game suspension being upheld.

Kinda surprised Roger Goodell didn’t escort the car personally.

The NFL has previously made a point of fining players who refuse to speak to the media, so it’s possible that Hardy will face some discipline for this.

Dammit that’s good! +1000 for the most unlikely Pynchon reference ever.

Yeah, sociopaths don’t really do “rattled.”

If the players stood up and said “No more” to this then Hardy would be off the field post haste.

Why? So he can sign players like Greg Hardy without scrutiny or repercussion?

Fuck Hardy. Fuck Jerry Jones and Fuck the Cowboys.

At least someone in the NFL is doing something about domestic violence.

It takes a serious sense of entitlement to get pissed off that a coffee shop chain didn’t put a picture of Jesus on their fucking coffee cups.

If they did just one of the things from this list I would definitely start drinking Starbucks’ shitty burnt coffee again.

OH MY GOD THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT JESUS WOULD DO!!

My vote is for Cruise, not because is form is good, but rather because it’s so goofy. Harrison Ford has the number one goofy-great Hollywood run, perhaps best demonstrated in this famous scene: