The Lions.

It’s a custom, hand-made table crafted from artisinal plastic and imported from Milan, which is a suburb of Buffalo.

So, are they on the leading edge of the 80’s nostalgia retro fashion reboot thing or 25 years behind the curve?

I don’t know how Wolfe expects anyone to take him seriously when his statement doesn’t include the word “synergy” even once.

Dr. Ben The Science Guy!

“Well, show me somebody, even from your business, the media, who is 100 percent accurate in everything that they say that happened 40 or 50 years ago...”

That is hilarious. It’s too bad you didn’t save it for someone who actually deserved it.

People often say SNL hasn’t been good for a long time, but I would argue that, except for maybe a few seasons in the Phil Hartman era (that seems as good a way to describe it as any, especially given how brilliant he was), it’s really never been that good. I think we have kind of a nostalgic view of past SNL seasons…

That’s a very good point.

Then they have the hero they deserve.

radioactive Ann Coulter

Exactly. I looked him up and - surprise, surprise - his background is in business management, not academics. He doesn’t even have a PhD. A university’s first mission should be education, inquiry, and scholarship. Wolfe is an IBM upper-management CEO-track type, not an academic. It’s no wonder he’s tone deaf.

The head of a university should be able to give a better answer to that question, for fuck’s sake.

Give it a try and let’s see what happens.

Sometimes stupid answers need to be pointed out, like I’m doing here.

Hüsker did.

I don’t get why it’s racist either. That said, I’ve spent enough time in the South to know that to know that when it comes to a bunch of beer-drinking, college-age white guys standing on a balcony admiring their finely-crafted homemade football banner, statistically it’s probably racist.

As disgusting as it is, we all know this is almost exactly how it went down.

Hey, everybody! Want to be completely disgusted with humanity? Take a look at some of the responses to this Rich Eisen Tweet:

Maybe. Unless he stays healthy and continues to produce on defense until he decides to retire (or is forced out because of injury). In any event, as long as he continues to play he will make millions while serving as yet another highly-visible symbol that, in the NFL, the severity of the consequences for violence…