I was going to post that the “St. Thomas Tommies” has to be the most Minnesota name ever until I read this comment. Minnesotans love them some lefse, some hot-dish, and not making a fuss with some high-falutin’ mascot names, huh?

Scored = Well-executed

I thought it looked more like an Alex Smith 12-yard zinger, but to each his own.

The best part of this is that a DIII game between Carleton College and St. Thomas was televised.

Well, you’re certain to see something poorly executed in the next Colts game.

That picture is completely fucking perfect. +1 suspension overturned in arbitration.

Yeah, we’re definitely on the same page. I was trying to say exactly the same thing while being a smart-ass. People love it when I do that.

One totally-expected result of Wolfe’s resignation is that there is some really top-notch racism on display at #Mizzou on Twitter. I mean, this is stuff I’m guessing you would normally only get at Klan meetings. It erases any doubt that Missouri has a racism problem.

e e cummings is the worst thing to give to students because then they write like that

Game over, man!

“Brains are so stupid.”

Jesus called. He said you don’t know fuck-all about science.

That’s a very good point. Still, it’s good to see science and scientists getting a little bit of celebrity treatment.

My favorite kids’ toy is probably the depleted-uranium tipped lawn darts.

A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

This comment is rad.

Thanks a lot. Now I have to cook my kids dinner at home.

That’s the comment of the day, right there. I’m L’ing OL!

No, based on how they handled the Patriots, a league attorney will destroy all of the photos, then there will be a multi-million dollar investigation involving conflicts of interest and questionable science which will result in his already-served four-game suspension being upheld.

Kinda surprised Roger Goodell didn’t escort the car personally.