Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Russ Westbrook and Carmelo are going to be like Adolf and Eva Braun. Things might start out great but ultimately, there’s still only one ball between them.

that’s how you win back to back to back AAU championships.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

This is the single worst take in the history of language.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

TBF, his Hillary take is correct.

“He maintains a PH balance in his body (I don’t know what that means).”

Also, Ben Roethlisberger is 35 and has openly flirted with retirement,

Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

That’s a Nate-meg.

“ITT Technical Foul”

Looks like it’s Famine time in the Feaster household

“bullshit”

He got his bell rung.