Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

“The plane banked hard left, then it straightened out and accelerated, then it banked hard left, then it straightened out and accelerated. This went on for three hours, over and over again, and even though it was very boring, I never thought anything was wrong.”

i bet you george clinton would be able to help

Dolan tried to sell his soul at the crossroads but the devil was like, “Nah, I’m good, thanks.”

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

“Paul feels robbed? Cry me a fuckin’ river. You know why he’s Rich, right?”
-Peter

Even sadder is that he didn’t pass due to the last question, that was always meant more as a joke.

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

Then Allie Long eats a page. It rules.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Paul Brown, writer: “Hey, Megan Greenwell, editor-in-chief of Deadspin, I’d like to pitch you a story.”

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Mississippi State fans complaining about fan noise.... That’s rich.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

It wasn’t as much cheating as it was trying to eat the roulette ball.