The NBA age restriction was always premised on the paternalistic bullshit that young, black men would not be well prepared to deal with the big money and fame they would receive at a nascent adult age. A retrograde argument contradicted by the fact that the NHL (and its many owners who also control NBA franchises)…

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

LeBron logged a 28-11-16 triple-double to tie Wilt Chamberlain’s fifth all-time mark

“Ok. Thanks.”

I’m holding out for “Mirror Fight 2: Hospitalized Drewgaloo”

She-sounds like-a nice-girl. I'm-happy for-them.

Wah wah wah… In 1992, Julius Erving stole my fax machine and then proceeded to give me an unscheduled colonoscopy.  Later I was told he wasn’t even a real doctor, but you don’t hear me whining about it.

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

It takes money to mint money. And it you get the taxpayers to help subsidize Wrigley, that’s Doublemint!

One time a customer pooped all over the escalator at my old job and we had to evacuate the premises.

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

I support Matt Whitaker for Acting US Attorney General.

we gon’ have a nice l’il bowl of gumbo together

That was the 40's. Your entertainment options were to watch baseball or catch polio.

Maybe they’re cheapskates

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

One of the residents hit him with an aluminum vacuum tube.

I fucking can't stand soccer.  That car obviously took a dive. 

If only the players could form some sort of group to address the concerns for their working conditions.