What the hell do you expect at Clandestine College—cameras just out in the open?

The Cravens Snapchat video is incriminating. I bet he gets Su’aed.

and responded by kicking Nix in the face. Cosgrove pulled Nix out of the pathway so the two could escape, but then the owner decided to use the doggie door himself to reach out and fire his taser

“The photographers and the band better watch their fucking step or we’ll use one less n.”

Battuello starts with a B and ends with an o.

Na he’s not.

There should be some sort of a limit on the number of NBA players who can simultaneously co-opt Superman as their alter ego/muse/inspiration.

WWL’s Program Director Jeff Spicoli could not be reached for comment. 

They were probably going no-hitting and just conditioning anyway so walk through and whatnot can be done on basketball courts.  Our local school moves that stuff inside on occasion—we have a three court field house with a track and weight room attached.  It works pretty well.  

Wow, hard hit—hope he bounces back.

Perhaps defense isn’t your game. Perhaps a position chang to striker or forward would be of interest to you.

+ 7/4

Since the Dodo is extinct, Australia need another large, flightless bird to love.

I overlook this in porn regularly—not a big stretch here. 

“Well, I thought we were just going to come in for right side tires but we ran into some trouble. The Mountain Dew-Skoal-Chex Mix-Valvoline Cessna was running great all day—got a little loose there at the end of the runway and that was that.”

“Did someone say three legged race?”

Why does ARod have a rental car and why is he parking two blocks from the stadium?  Isn’t part of being rich that you don’t have to jack around with Avis and parking lots?

Could be worse—they could’ve hired Isiah Thomas for the GM job.

That’s head and shoulders better than the rest of them.  

Shocker. (I mean, it really isn’t a huge, fancy surprise and I don’t care one way or the other—but he did go to Wichita State).