He presumably sits behind newly signed Josh McCown on the Browns’ quarterback depth chart, but in February the team hired Kevin O’Connell—who trained Manziel leading up to the 2014 NFL draft—as quarterback coach.

It will also work if your name is Dr. West Friendship.

well ... not literally

I can't believe you actually fell for ol' fluoride treatment gag. On the plus side, now you know semen gives you a stomach ache.

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

FTFY, Greg.

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

They keep saying he'll go number 1, but if you ask me, he looks a lot closer to type 2.

Nobody I've ever seen who thinks Beane did a great job has a problem considering that and they have easy, sensible answers to it. Chiefly that the playoffs tend to be a crapshoot with largely random outcomes and that Beane's methods unquestionably gave the A's the most bang for the buck. The fact that the teams who…

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

Dear Nick Kroll,

"The Skipper impersonator gave himself away when he demanded they schedule a meeting via his personal assistant, Bob Abui."

Making claims that the cop somehow was about to kill the biker is an outright lie!

She better hope her aim is good. Otherwise she might end up with a giant gash.

"This is not a drill! It's a hammer and nails... Now let's see if you can actually complete a fucking cross, Tim."

The moral of the story is: "don't throw scissors."

The picture actually makes me drool. Someone needs to make some wax out of that so I can vape it!

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

The hell is Tinker Bell doing on an NBA court?