FUCK YOU, BLAKE SHELTON—YOURE NEXT!!

No surprise the guy was killed—have you seen a sequoia? They’re fucking huge!

This should be a good deal for Tissot; Fultz will probably get a lot of tick in Philly next season.

God damnit. +1

I thought it was a Polish Report and he was playing in Europe.

What do you expect—he’s a striker.

Fortunate that there was a tissue match available—with someone like Rod Carew you know that say, Gary Gaetti would be a perfect match but beyond that it’s a crapshoot.

At least he never made it to Denny’s.

Madoffs Mets

Patrick Redford

Always fucking condiment truthers.

You don’t want to punish a kid for the sins of their father...but if Lonzo Ball went 0-27 today it wouldn’t break my heart.

Yeah, Vioxx was 1999—I actually did some premarketing stuff for it concerning the naming, logos, etc.

I know you guys didn’t write this but the referenced dosing of the Vicodin is just simply wrong—the volume of the individual doses is the real impropriety but I would be interested to find out exactly what Jerry Wunsch was given both pre and in-game.

Be cool young blood—that’s too much bat flip. He’s robbing himself of all the chill he earned by going yard with no doubt.

“advg: me, fucker”

Wow, stomping on a guy when he’s down—that Mings is merciless.

That’s cute and all but he traveled.

Disagree – – there is a vas deferens between a beef between two players and one invoking Shaq.

I think it easy to see who croated the story about the shower. They should just serb their punishment and be done with it.

With that kind of effort you’re never going tomic the final.